Crème de la crème

Joonas is a young farmer, living in his childhood home at a dairy farm. He loves the rural lifestyle and enjoys working in the family business, but the farm struggles financially, and there doesn’t seem to be much of a future in it. Many of Joonas’ peers have left for the big city, as sources of livelihood have dwindled away from around them. Even Nuutti, Joonas’ best friend, has started to talk about leaving: “Soon we won’t even be able to put together a soccer game.”

Joonas receives a bizarre proposal from a lesbian couple next door; the women ask him to donate them his sperm! Too kind and discreet to say no, Joonas agrees. Afterward, the grateful couple want to thank Joonas, and they give him an envelope full of cash. Although the money certainly hits the spot, Joonas begins to doubt his decision and turns to Nuutti for moral support. Nuutti is exhilarated. He has searched for an easy way to make money all his life and figures this could finally be the solution to their problems: to start jerking off for money.

A company called Crème de la Crème springs up in an old unused dairy house. Money starts to pour in, as the young entrepreneurs become ambitious and recruit their friends to work for them. It doesn’t take long, however, for the booming business to attract unwanted attention. Stakes get higher, as the boys find themselves deeper and deeper in the slippery realm of sperm business.

Written by: Jukka Vidgren, Henna Rinnekangas, Topi Koljonen, Juuso Laatio, Anna Heinämaa
Director: Jukka Vidgren
Producer: Antti Kaarlela, Jukka Vidgren
Cast: Jasper Vainio, Toni Nikka, Daniel Siirama, Emmi Nieminen